THIRD AND DELAWARE

S9E18

Daddy Dan

The fashion ranks, ruled largely in part by cunning homosexuals, have historically fetishized the garments of the more widely popular heterosexual male.  Seen here in a classic white crewneck underneath a classic plaid shirt, underneath a classic leather jacket, Dan is a fashion Daddy archetype.  His take charge haircut paired with his jaw defining facial hair should be enough to send the daughters and sons of absentee fathers into a sort of oddly sexual throe.  Dan Conner is the man many girls and boys will spend their lives searching for.  We just want a hug.