The fashion ranks, ruled largely in part by cunning homosexuals, have historically fetishized the garments of the more widely popular heterosexual male. Seen here in a classic white crewneck underneath a classic plaid shirt, underneath a classic leather jacket, Dan is a fashion Daddy archetype. His take charge haircut paired with his jaw defining facial hair should be enough to send the daughters and sons of absentee fathers into a sort of oddly sexual throe. Dan Conner is the man many girls and boys will spend their lives searching for. We just want a hug.