S9E18

Daddy Dan

The fashion ranks, ruled largely in part by cunning homosexuals, have historically fetishized the garments of the more widely popular heterosexual male.  Seen here in a classic white crewneck underneath a classic plaid shirt, underneath a classic leather jacket, Dan is a fashion Daddy archetype.  His take charge haircut paired with his jaw defining facial hair should be enough to send the daughters and sons of absentee fathers into a sort of oddly sexual throe.  Dan Conner is the man many girls and boys will spend their lives searching for.  We just want a hug.

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    Oh Dan
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    john goodman was totally filming the big lebowski during this season of Roseanne.
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    where’s my hug, Daddy?
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    Reblogging for the historical archives
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    Daddy Dan The fashion ranks, ruled largely in part by cunning homosexuals, have historically fetishized the garments of...
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