Lazy in Leopard

Down in the dumps, Roseanne is self medicating with a convenience store’s worth of potato chips, cheese balls, doughnuts, and tabloid magazines.  With a baby for a hostage, this little love-in is a far cry from the hippy hopefests that this depressed dame grew up with.  There’s nothing like silk leopard pyjamas when you’re feeling down and downing litres of soda.  The sheets may be filled with crumbs, but it sure beats leaving the house!