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S9E14
Peanuts DJ


Mr. Schulz must have had this sweater in mind when he sketched out a certain Mr. Brown’s zig zag delight. While DJ’s contributions to the style scene have been somewhat scarce, they are amazing when they occur. This fuzzy two tone number is placing the youngest Conner at the front of the fashion pack!
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S9E13
Bathrobe Babe


Back to rule the roost, Dan is large and in charge in his baby blue bathrobe! The consummate king of his castle, hunkering down at the dinner table to read over the classifieds and enjoy his coffee, Dan is taking no prisoners as he asserts himself as the man of the house. Nothing says “I could care less” than strutting about in a terrycloth delight!
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S9E12
Leather Mommy


Baby puke wipes right off of this leopard trimmed leather jacket, but what drew Roseanne to this particular item was the rebellious persona she can adopt while she wears it! This biker chick will gladly drop her baby and punch you in the face if you dare mess with her baby or her ride. No wonder the little Conner boy is wearing a puffy jacket, consider it padding for the eventual throw down!
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S9E11
Seduction Junction


Not ready to be upstaged by her new furniture, Roseanne is upping the ante with this feather trimmed robe and silk negligee. Hoping to rekindle her romance with an estranged Dan, this frothy little outfit is sure to send a sensual message. Let’s hope the gentleman of the house can hold his horses till they make it to the bedroom-it would be a shame to ruin that new green velvet sofa.
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S9E10
Lounging Ladies


With nothing but time on their hands, Roseanne and Jackie are lapping up the leisurewear! Jackie’s velour lounge suit is luxurious and versatile. This look can take her from the couch to the limo to Rodbell’s department store all while keeping her comfortable and stylish! With millions in the bank, Jackie’s only concern should be showing up the ladies at the cafeteria counter!
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S9E09
Roseambo!


Camo, camel, paisley and frills! In increasingly bizarre turns of events, Roseanne ultimately finds herself fighting terrorists on a hostage filled high-speed train en route to Washington, D.C. Those dastardly terrorists better beware, nothing says “ready for action” like a camouflage bra!
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S9E08
Tie-Dye Treat


Packing for a lovely weekend at Martha’s Vineyard always means reaching into the back of the closet for that perfectly faded tie-dyed tee! As the scent of patchouli wafts from the threadbare psychedelia, Roseanne is taken back to that Grateful Dead concert where she lost her virginity on the grass, covered only by Dan’s tattered leather vest, ganja falling out of the pockets like confetti.
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S9E07
British Invasion



It’s a fashion bash and two special guests have been flown in from across the pond! Mademoiselles Monsoon and Stone are in America to hobnob with the social elite, but the scene quickly devolves into a water closet party as they teach the Yanks how to have a good time. Looking every bit the lady, Roseanne has a hard time avoiding the paparazzi and is forced to work her angles for the press!
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S9E06
Health Club Realness


You can’t be rich and fat, so Roseanne and Jackie are spending some time at an adult fat camp hoping to shed those pesky last 50 pounds. Roseanne is going for the gusto with this heather grey leotard, pastel green leggings, and shoulder bag combination! She’s working up a sweat just by picking her wedgie.
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S9E05
Joyful Jackie


At last, Jackie has found a man who can really turn her crank! Prince Charming here has swept Ms. Harris off of her sneaker clad feet and dressed her to the nines for a night on the town in New York! Complete with indigo fur and jewels, Jackie is looking every bit the Princess on her horse-drawn carriage ride through the city. What a far cry from the hay rides of her youth!
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S9E04
Referee Jackie


Life is becoming more and more complicated for these ladies now that they’ve cashed in their novelty sized cheque! Jackie has taken it upon herself to play referee, and at this very moment she’s advising Roseanne to take a giant step back and really think about whether or not they need three yachts. This striped sweater is a most arresting choice, sure to get attention on and off the field. With Jackie reigning as ref, those millions might last till the end of the month!
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S9E03
Beautiful Bunnies



These sisters are quick learners. Just a few days after hitting the jackpot, they know they have to seal the deal and land a spread in Hugh Hefner’s high class publication! Wealth without fame is like beauty without mirrors, so Roseanne and Jackie are making sure all of their assets are out there for the public to view. Their Playboy spread, replete with dollar bill baths and endless champagne, is sure to rocket them to the peak of high society!
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S9E02
Winning Numbers


If money can’t buy you taste, how do explain the stylish new duds on these lucky lotto winners? Ready for their first broadcast news appearance, you’d think Dan and Roseanne were simply thrilled over being questioned about something other than the whereabouts of their problematic progeny. Nothing could be further from the truth, however, because with 108 million dollars in the bank these grins are all about the greenbacks!
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S9E01
That Girl Roseanne


Spiritual journeys take on many manifestations, so it’s no surprise that when Roseanne does some heavy thinking her only frames of reference turn out to be television personalities from bygone eras! This swell sixties sitcom getup is most becoming on a elegantly shaped lady like our Mrs. Conner. May all of her day dreams be this immaculately dressed!
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S8E25
Roseanne’s Denim Dress


What with having to take care of Dan after his being incapacitated, Roseanne is opting for a loose fitting denim dress so as to ease her movement about the house. In this stylish but easy fit, Roseanne is free to tramp about the house, starting with the pantry, where she’s throwing out all of Dan’s favorite fatty foods. The charming neckline on this sheath offers the housebound husband a subtle, sexy amount of decolletage to gently stir him from his healing slumbers.
