Roseanne’s Transparent Galoshes
It’s a rainy day in Lanford and Roseanne has to get to the Lobo for her bar tending shift. Right before she’s about to leave the house, though, she realizes that it’s raining cats and dogs outside. Instead of changing her low-cut loafers (with white socks) for a more weather-appropriate choice of footwear, she simply slides a pair of transparent galoshes over her “sunny day” shoes, like a condom for her feet. Now she can shuffle through puddles without a care in the world, her loafers safe from splashes, dry inside their clear casing.